ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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