I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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