): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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