is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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