in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
How does one acquire holy water?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
soo... how was my night?
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