This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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