MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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