windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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