And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
