Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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