so explain again why im purple
no
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Can you bring me the toilet please
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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