Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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