i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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