I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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