Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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