Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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