I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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