I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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