thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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