Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Rumble strips road head = magical
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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