apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She's the barista slut.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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