very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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