So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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