I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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