Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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