Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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