I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Just puked most of my soul out..
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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