none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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