Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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