Your tits are I can't wait for
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You have to summon your inner elephant
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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