That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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