R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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