sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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