school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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