elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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