But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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