They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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