yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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