Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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