he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Shame is for Republicans.
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