Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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You. Win. At. Life.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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