hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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