Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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