My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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