THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He did a backflip because drugs
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