Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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