question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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