So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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