If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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