you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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