why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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