with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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