No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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